B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 08, 2017

Old Klingon Proverb: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die.

I thought it was three tries for a quarter. Apparently inflation has gone through the roof.

The first congressman

Consumerism.

I won’t get fooled again.

Hope springs eternal – good sense and money don’t

A deplorable. Who new!

That’s the time you say “I choose the middle one” and pick up the left and right one and when there’s nothing under them say “I win! Shall we look under the last one?”

Dumb is forever.

Now say it in a Scottish accent.