Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for November 15, 2011
Delores: Hello? Jack? Jack: I'm sorry, Delores. I can't make our interview in the morning. Something has come up. Delores: Uh, okay. Do you want to reschedule? I can stay an extra day. Jack: I think I'll be tied up for a while. How 'bout you stay forever? Delores: I'd like you to be Barkeater High's new Phys-Ed teacher. Delores: I... I don't know what to say! Jack: I understand. This is a big decision, so take your time. Push! Kelli! Push!! I can see the head!