Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for September 16, 2007
Watch your temperature! Go away. Too hot & you'll burn it! I said go away "Muttley"! Ya know, I work really hard on making great bacon... Banks thinks he's helping by hovering and nagging... When he's really just making it that much harder for the both of us! That's too much grease! You're doing it all wrong! Chuck thinks he's fine and doesn't need my help... When the fact is, I've been involved in bacon preparation a lot longer than he has! It's good, but it could be better... Shut up & eat, Cujo.