Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for May 10, 2007
Delores: This says I'm to meet Mr. Heffley at Chuck's pub, at five o'clock... Clerk: Oh, that's right across the street... Delores: Seems a little inappropriate to be meeting a high school principal in a bar. Clerk: Chuck is a stand-up place! A full menu, great atmosphere... Real nice! Chuck: I'll change the sign on account of the fancy city chick... Heff: Thanks, I appreciate it, Chuck.