“Our missiles are big, powerful, accurate, lethal, and fast.”— Trump
“This speech will be talked about long after his second term. This is on par with ‘Tear down this wall, Mr. Gorbachev.’”— Sen. Lindsey Graham
58— number of times Trump sniffed during speech, inspiring the trending of #SniffyMcAdderall
However, vegetarian restaurants are fair game (so to speak).
I’m surprised Weinstein didn’t get a Golden Globe for his PERFORMANCE!!
i’d love to see the pope slap baby yoda around…
Weinstein probably shouldn’t be popping Viagra at the counsel table.
“I keep telling you, Child, that’s Benedict XVI!”
Baby Yoda’s been pounded by storm troopers. He/She/It can take it. (But then, storm troopers always miss.)
April 08, 2016