Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for March 04, 1990
Darryl, do you think I should lose a little of this weight? Uh-oh. If I say yes, she'll think that I think she's fat- and I'll be a dead man. And if I say no, she'll think I'm just trying to be nice, but that I really think she's fat- and I'll be a dead man. And if I hesitate, there's no telling what might happen! A classic no-win situation.