About Ask a Portly Syndicate Person
Expert advice wrapped inside a candid look into the comics' syndication industry from the world's fourmost and widely-considered authority ... on the practical and ethical use of mayonnaise. Also soup.
* This is a parody account and all information and opinions given in this feature are for 'entertainment' purposes only. The views expressed and the irresponsible and immature statements made are not reflective of Andrews McMeel Universal, its Vice Chairman John Glynn, and the awful bureaucratic suits on the 6th floor who don't have a clue what it takes to make content that people care about. (Vice Chairman? Really?)