Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 14, 2015
Arlo: You're moping about a 9th-grade dance? Janis: I am not moping! I was thinking! You asked! Janis: There was a boy I really liked, but he didn't like me. Women remember things! Arlo: Getouttahere! Janis: Men don't recall this sort of thing? Arlo: 9th-grade humiliations? No! Arlo: That's how the species is able to survive!