Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 16, 2009
Transcript:
Janis says, "For years you've wanted a boat! Now one's right there, you have cold feet?" Arlo says, "No, I don't!" Arlo says, "I'm just trying to keep a level head for once in my life, thank you!" Arlo says, "And let me remind you, we don’t know for sure Gus' boat is even for sale!" Janis says, "You're right! I'm sorry!" Gus says, "Arlo! This is Gus Begnito! Let me sell you a boat!"
The two happiest days in a boat owner’s life are: the day he buys a boat; and the day he sells it.