Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for December 25, 2016
ooola: Ergh! I think we'll have to get dinny to lie down so we can get these bags and basekts down! Umpa: don't struggle, ooola! you've done enough! I'll call for help! umpa: I think that's a perfect job for guz's army, don't you? Umpa: Sgt. monso, could you get a few of your men to put away all this food in the storehouse? Man: sure thing, yer highness! meanwhile, outside of moo.... alley oop: what makes you think you can just come here and take our land?! Alien: Just look around you! There's plenty of land to share! Alien: And your people would reap the rewards of the new civilization we would create! Alley oop: We like our civilization the way it is! alien: Alley oop, it's not your fault you can't envision the benefits you would experience from my planets colonization of your land! Alley oop: Say what?! alien: With your clearly inferior brain, you couldn't be expected to understand! alley oop: Excuse me?! Alien: I'm afraid you'll just have to have faith!