Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for July 03, 1939
believing the "phantom ape" to have a girl friend somewhere in the vicinity of his first appearance, g-man tum is working in the blue hills district. woman: why did you put all these holes in this object? Man: just brushing up on my marksmanship..by the way, how good a shot are you? woman: why, I never saw one of these things before in my life! man: Aw, cut out the kidding! here-let's see you hit that pine cone up there! woman: Now what do I do? Man: Just squeeze the trigger. bang. woman: oh! I hit it! man: yaah! old eagle eye! say, is there anything you modern girls can't do? woman: but I'm not a modern girl!