Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for January 13, 1939
ooompa: jus' lookit me! All over mud and water! bwaah! our picnic is ruined! guz: you big idiot! you've splashed water all over our party! alley oop: with your whole danged kingdom goin' to pot, you stand there a' beller about a little water! listen, you royal fatheads. I want tell you sumpin! alley oop: ...an' then wur, th' renegade, kidnapped ooola an' zel, an' beat it! why, that #(%)#) he can't git away with that! I'll have his hide! I'll call out th' army! umpa: My stars! meanwhile grrrrr foozy: Take it easy, girls-it's all over now! that mug aint' gonna hurtcha-not with ol' foozy on th' jorn!