Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for September 12, 2016
Adam: I might clean out the junk closet today. Clayton: Seriously? The closet of mysteries? I've never seen it open! I've often wondered at it's hidden treasures. Adam: It mostly odds and ends, but there might be some cool surprises. Literally anything could be in here. Clayton: Please be a horcrux! Please be a horcrux!