Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 29, 2014
Clayton: Mark off jones street. We're not trick-or-treating there anymore. Katy: What? Why not? Clayton: That's Eric Forney's turf. His family gives out good candy, but Eric is known to give out horrible wedgies. Katy: Okay. Good call. Clayton: I mean, I love daffy taffy, but not enough to risk underwear burn.
If the parental units are attending…. take the house.