Adam: Ready for me in my Godzilla suit? Laura: Sure. Adam: Rarr! Laura: I have to admit. That's pretty cool. Adam: Right? Laura: Can you breathe in there? Adam: Yes, but the king of monsters needs a straw.
I went to a party as cousin Itt one year and drank beer through a straw. Had to drink my beers slow to keep from getting drunk to early. Won first place for originality.