Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 08, 2012
Adam: Do you want to play baseball this summer? Clayton: I don't know. It gets so hot out there, and they always put me in right field. I'm lucky if I get one hit to me all game. I always mess it up, too. Adam: I could practice with you. Hit you some fungoes. Clayton: How would that help? I don't even like exotic fruits. Adam: Funny. Back in they day, they used to call me "hard knockin' Newman." Clayton: Because you were a good hitter? Adam: Because I had a phobia about doorbells. Clayton: Ding Dong.