Katy & Clayton: ROCK PAPER SCISSOR SHOOT!
Clayton: Yes! I win. Paper covers rock!
Katy: Hey, wait! Pop. I don't have "rock". I have "soda pop".
Clayton: Soda pop? What does that beat?
Katy: Duh! It beats a girl's powerful thirst!
We used to call that one dynamite… blew up everything.