2 Cows and a Chicken by Steve Skelton for August 27, 2008
Cow 1: Are we getting closer to India? Bull: The hats don't look like Indian hats. Chicken: What do Indian hats look like? Pig: No hat. Just feathers. Bull: That's a different Indian. People in India wear turbines on their heads. Chicken: Wind turbines? In order to find India, we're going to need a hat expert. At the Vatican: I don't care if you are a talking chicken, Pope Benedict is not available to take your call.