2 Cows and a Chicken by Steve Skelton for July 28, 2008
Cow 1: Woah, Rabbits. We are going to have those weeds for dinner. Rabbit 1: Bad idea. We having these weeds for lunch. Cow 1: Need I remind you of the weed treaty of 1989? These are our weeds, as set forth in section 7-B. Rabbit 1: Them fightin' words gonna get you set out in the meat and seafood section. Cow 1: I'm not that kind of cow. Rabbit 1: Yeah. Right. You not that kind of cow.