2 Cows and a Chicken by Steve Skelton for July 08, 2008
Chicken: Cow, do you ever wish you were somebody else? Cow: Like who? Chicken: Someone who doesn't have to worry about getting eaten... Like a human. No one eats humans... Cow: I once met a cheetah who ate a human. He said it tasted like... um... Chicken: What, cow!! What did it taste like?!! Cow: Chicken.