2 Cows and a Chicken by Steve Skelton for July 06, 2008
Pearl: We can only hope that whatever farmer Ray left you in this safety deposit box will save you from some chicken wing franchise. Chicken: You really should consider a career as an inspirational speaker. Cow 1: We'll tunnel from Mrs. Hagel's backyard under the street and come up here, under the bank vault. We'll set up our command center here in the backyard. This is a covert operation, so let's get in and get out before anyone notices us. Ladies and gentlemen, failure is not an option. Mrs. Hagel: Off my yard you lousy kids!! Chicken: Oh just go ahead and dip me in the secret blend of eleven herbs and spices!!