First 2 Cows and a Chicken by Steve Skelton for June 30, 2008
Final Will I hereby leave my farm and all its contents to my two cows and my chicken Lester: Little Sis!! We gotta eat this!! Sister: This is when I'm glad I travel with mayonnaise packets!! Classifieds & Obituaries Clerk: I'm sorry but we don't publish obituaries until you're actually dead. There is, however, a paper cutter on the fifth floor if you want to try using it on your wrists.