Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 07, 2016
October 06, 2016
October 13, 2016
Transcript:
Donald and John a boy presidential candidate and his imaginary publicist & their cartoon world. Boy: My first debate is monday! Look at all this homework! Trump: Ah, you don't have to do it Donald. Boy: I dont? Trump: No! Debates are easy! overtime she says something you don't like, just say, "wong!" Dilbert: Donald are you blowing off your debate prep? boy: WRONG! Dilbert: Okay. Trump: See how it works Boy: This will be a piece of cake, MONDAY Clinton: ...and Donald said that global warming is a chances hoax! boy: Wrong! Pinnochio: Pants on fire! Heres the tweet where you said that! BOY: WRONG! Clinton: And Donald doesn't even pay taxes! Boy: Only because I was smart enough to lose a billion dollars! Clinton: And you fat shamed a beauty pageant winner! Boy: Wha...who? Miss Piggy: Moi! Boy: Miss Piggy! But she's disgusting! girls are yucky! Boo! Boo! boo! Boy: Everyones mad at me! Trump: Thats because you weren't clear enough nohow disgusting Miss Piggy is. Boy: Good Point! So, I'll tweet that out now! Trump: Thats'll rally your wonderful supporters! NEXT DAY Boy: Oh miss piggy. theres a frog who wants to see you. Piggy: My sweet frog! My love will always be kind to me! Frog: I wouldn't bet on it, you N!@#$ K#@%(*&^ Next: DEPLORABLE PEPE!
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Don’t miss the October surprise that’s going to humiliate Trump. There’s an audio recording courtesy of the Washington Post from 2005. On it Donnie is bragging about how he seduces women in very graphic detail. This is after he tied the knot with Melania & he was rejected after hitting on a married woman. He simply has no shame &,I can’t for the life of me why any Christian could vote for this piece of scum