Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 09, 2006
Transcript:
tom the dancing bug's super-fun-pak comix the adventures of mr. chilly™ cool off with mr. chilly! that was great, mr. chilly! we'll call you! business cliches, brutally punished yes, but where's the value added? good lord! well, it is what it is. fabulous guy, in a slaughterhouse excuse me. watch your back... god, i'm fabulous. dinkle, the unloveable loser would you care to dance? no. ...it's because i'm not tall and handsome. actually, it's because you're a psychopath holding me prisoner in his basement. that boy scooter hey, scooter, how come you wear weird clothes? my character design hasn't changed since 1949. loopy laughs 'could be worse, i could be hung up in a torture chamber.' zany zots 'i'm just glad i'm not being boiled alive by cannibals!' silly sockers 'at least i'm not one of those poor bastards in an office spouting cliches.' humorous ha-has 'we need to think outside the box.'