Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 29, 2004

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The Homophobic Players Present 2 Years Later ~A Cautionary Tale~ Gay 1: Honey, I'm home! Gay 2: Hello, dear. Dinner's almost done. And the Andersons are coming over. Gay 1: The Andersons! Oh, no... DING DONG Gay 2: Now, shh! They're here! Husband: Hey, there, neighbors! Wife: I hope it's not meat loaf... Again! Gay 2: Oh, you! Husband: What's eating you, gloomy Gus? Gay 1: Your marriage! It's a disgrace! Wife: Listen, mister! Once gay marriage was allowed, the courts were powerless to stop any type of marriage! Gay 1: Yes, but... A man, two woemen, a dog and a myopsid squid? Dog: Arf! Husband: And a Dale Earnhardt Jr. Nascar die cast replica car. It's my favorite spouse. Gay 1: What have we wrought?!