The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn

The Argyle Sweater

Recommended

Comments (22) (Please sign in to comment)

  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, almost 2 years ago

    Ram that thing, Igor!

  2. L S

    L S said, almost 2 years ago

    New Moon? Seriously?

  3. Jarett

    Jarett said, almost 2 years ago

    @L S

    I’d rather fail than read New Moon.

  4. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, almost 2 years ago

    Poor thing, first he can’t answer a couple of questions off the top of his head. Now the return of his scalp hinges on the competence of a madman and a hunchback who played for Notre Dame.

  5. liveinky

    liveinky said, almost 2 years ago

    What a head case.

  6. FrankenAaronStein

    FrankenAaronStein said, almost 2 years ago

    Ruh roh. Abby Normal.

  7. Lewreader

    Lewreader said, almost 2 years ago

    Frankie got the test sewn up.

  8. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    Looks like they should have measured the brain and the brain case to make sure it fits. Now its just going to be a Monster Mash-up of an artificial Man.

  9. Eric Alder

    Eric Alder said, almost 2 years ago

    If the test is on that book, he’d be better off without the brain.

  10. Sherif (& hed playt likker)  MunkyBluz

    Sherif (& hed playt likker) MunkyBluz said, almost 2 years ago

    SAT’s aren’t like they used to be…..

  11. Donkey Hotey

    Donkey Hotey said, almost 2 years ago

    What’s the big deal – “fire bad” – that’s it, test over with.

  12. captainedd

    captainedd said, almost 2 years ago

    @FrankenAaronStein

    No. That’s A.B. NORMAL

  13. oceola

    oceola said, almost 2 years ago

    It’s not as though this takes a brain surgeon. Oh wait a minute, yes it does.

  14. Brian Powers

    Brian Powers said, almost 2 years ago

    Monster Mash

  15. FrankenAaronStein

    FrankenAaronStein said, almost 2 years ago

    @captainedd

    Abby someone, as below:
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck’s? Igor: [pause, then] No. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in? Igor: Then you won’t be angry? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry. Igor: Abby someone. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who? Igor: Abby… Normal. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal? Igor: I’m almost sure that was the name. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? [grabs Igor and starts throttling him] Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Is that what you’re telling me?

  16. Load the rest of the comments (7).