Ted Rall by Ted Rall

Ted Rall

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  1. s49nav

    s49nav said, 1 day ago

    Sounds like Rall missed his own feeding.

  2. jrmerm

    jrmerm said, 1 day ago

    ‘Tis a sad day indeed when “drone” becomes a verb. I don’t even want to know what Rudolph and the elves are up to.

  3. John Locke

    John Locke said, 1 day ago

    Too late. His father was freed from Gitmo and released to Pakistan where he got a good job as custodian at an elementary school. He was the guy who was burned alive and beheaded.

  4. logicalone

    logicalone said, 1 day ago

    tell him not to grow up and mess with Santa.

  5. manteo16nc

    manteo16nc said, 1 day ago

    Obama thinks everyone in government is Santa. Santa is insulted…Santa only gives away his own stuff.

  6. echoraven

    echoraven said, 1 day ago

    Sorry Ted, this one was HILARIOUS!

  7. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, 1 day ago


    Sorry to be pedantic, but “drone” has always been a verb.

  8. jrmerm

    jrmerm said, 1 day ago

    True, “drone” has been a verb for a long time, but not in the sense that Rall uses it. Until recently, “drone” only meant to emit a dull, monotonous, continuous sound. Kinda like a politician speaking or country music. One could “drone” but not be “droned”. But for that matter, it was only recently that I learned one could be “rectally fed”, although I did see that on a South Park episode years ago.

  9. Jase99

    Jase99 said, 1 day ago


    “Obama thinks everyone in government is Santa. Santa is insulted…Santa only gives away his own stuff.”

    And the congressional Republicans concur with Obama. They just differ on who the giveaways should go to.

  10. logicalone

    logicalone said, 1 day ago


    It would seem repugs determine who not to take from as opposed to whom to give to.

  11. denis1112

    denis1112 said, 1 day ago

    Strange how liberals want to make victims of folks that want to kill them or make them convert to Islam.The same kind of turds that went to a school in Pakistan and killed over 140 children and teachers because they were the children of members of the Pakistani Army.
    Why don’t you libs just start wearing burqa’s now?

  12. I Play One On TV

    I Play One On TV said, 1 day ago


    You must know some very strange liberals. I know of no liberals, and I know lots of them, who want to make victims of those who want to kill them. Anyone, regardless of political stripe, would and should deplore the actions of those “turds” in Pakistan.

    So, I hope it makes you feel good to find a boogieman that you can detest. You may just be trying to bait people, for all the good that will do. But if you really believe there are liberals who believe the way you think they do, you need a large dose of reality.

    Let’s put it another way: do you wake up breathlessly anticipating new ways to make sure poor children can’t eat? To make sure that people have no access to health care? That anyone, regardless of how nuts he is, can get as many weapons as he wants? Do you want other people to think of you that way? If not, then take a look in the mirror and think before you post.

  13. Ted Rall

    Ted Rall GoComics PRO Member said, 1 day ago


    I refuse to believe that anyone, even conservatives, are so foolish as to not understand that there are more than 100,000,000 million people in Afghanistan and Pakistan. You don’t get even with one Pakistani by bombing some other random Pakistani, even though they’re both Pakistani. “Same kind of turds,” indeed!

  14. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, 1 day ago

    @Ted Rall

    Sorry, Ted, but to some of them it is as simple as this: “Brown people hurt us, so we get to hurt brown people”. It’s all about revenge.

  15. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, about 24 hours ago

    Those Pakistanis aren’t nearly as sophisticated as our own “floaters” at New Town, Columbine, or all the other school shootings over here where everyone’s “civilized”.

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