Ted Rall by Ted Rall

Ted Rall

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  1. edinbaltimore

    edinbaltimore GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Actually, the RUNNER would be immune from tackling. The linebacker would be immune from being blocked!

  2. Archimedes

    Archimedes said, over 2 years ago

    Well as if it was not an insipid enough cartoon, apparently Mr. Rall is unaware that linebackers do not get tackled they tackle others, hence a linebacker would not need to be immune from being tackled nor would he want to be “immune” to tackling others. The line backers would not want “magic God rays” to keep others away.

    archimedes

  3. SwimsWithSharks

    SwimsWithSharks GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Ha ha Ted’s friends probably invite him to their Super Bowl party but quietly hope he doesn’t attend!

  4. Darsan54

    Darsan54 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Meh, couldn’t hurt to try.

  5. jrmerm

    jrmerm said, over 2 years ago

    Hilarious. We do need to get the word out more that plastic Jesuses survive tornadoes. That could be a valuable survival tip for our Midwest brethren and sistern.

  6. John Locke

    John Locke said, over 2 years ago

    And if Al Gore’s book, Earth In the Balance, had survived an explosion or tornado, would all you lefties be drooling over the possibility of forcing people to live in green homes, drive green cars, eat green food, etc. Oh, wait . . .

  7. cjr53

    cjr53 said, over 2 years ago

    @John Locke

    So, trying to reduce dependence and usage upon limited supplies of fossils fuels is a bad thing? You seem to forget about sick-buildings, the cost of wasted energy through loss of heat in winter through poorly insulated buildings and the loss of energy with heat infiltration in summer using a/c.

  8. John Locke

    John Locke said, over 2 years ago

    @cjr53

    You’ve got your list of sins and transgressions and Christians have theirs.

  9. zekedog55

    zekedog55 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    And—-“I don’t care if its dark or scary, long as I have magnetic Mary, ridin’ on the dashboard of my car…”

  10. YouWereWarned

    YouWereWarned said, over 2 years ago

    According to testimony by Susan Ginsberg, a staff member of the National Commission on Terrorist attacks upon the United States, in the January 26, 2004 Public Hearing:

    “Four of the hijackers’ passports have survived in whole or in part. Two were recovered from the crash site of United Airlines flight 93 in Pennsylvania. These are the passports of Ziad Jarrah and Saeed al Ghamdi. One belonged to a hijacker on American Airlines flight 11. This is the passport of Satam al Suqami. A passerby picked it up and gave it to a NYPD detective shortly before the World Trade Center towers collapsed. A fourth passport was recovered from luggage that did not make it from a Portland flight to Boston on to the connecting flight which was American Airlines flight 11. This is the passport of Abdul Aziz al Omari.”“In addition to these four, some digital copies of the hijackers passports were recovered in post-9/11 operations. Two of the passports that have survived, those of Satam al Suqami and Abdul Aziz al Omari, were clearly doctored. To avoid getting into classified detail, we will just state that these were manipulated in a fraudulent manner in ways that have been associated with al Qaeda.”

    Allah offers great protection too!

    Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. — Bertrand Russell (1872 – 1970)

  11. YouWereWarned

    YouWereWarned said, over 2 years ago

    Irony is dead, that’s for sure.

    And I was poking fun at all of you who still believe the official line on 9/11.

    Only puny secrets need protection. Big discoveries are protected by public incredulity. — Marshall McLuhan

  12. Uncle Joe

    Uncle Joe GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @YouWereWarned

    “Only puny secrets need protection. Big discoveries are protected by public incredulity. — Marshall McLuhan”

    McLuhan is also credited with coming up with the phrase, ‘Tune, turn on, drop out’. His line about big discoveries needing no protection was made in 1972, the same year the Watergate burglary took place. It was nonsense then, still is.

  13. Uncle Joe

    Uncle Joe GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @John Locke

    “And if Al Gore’s book, Earth In the Balance, had survived an explosion or tornado, would all you lefties be drooling over the possibility of forcing people to live in green homes, drive green cars, eat green food, etc.”

    Well, that’s a sad attempt at sarcasm. If Gore’s book survived a disaster, no one would think it was significant, least of all the scientists who study climate.

    I can’t think of anyone I know who thinks Al Gore is an expert on climate change. He’s used his celebrity to air his views. Anyone who thinks something is true because Al Gore said so, is as big of a fool as the folks who believe Kirk Cameron is an expert on Evolution.

    I don’t know anyone who thinks Gore is an expert on climate change, let alone that his books are “perfect & infallible”.

  14. rossevrymn

    rossevrymn GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Wow! How not funny or intelligent.

  15. jackson49

    jackson49 said, over 2 years ago

    the “other symbol of middle american Christianity” would be the powerful urine examine cult, so houses would look like pee bottles..a weird sick cult in political power in Mid America. THEIR practice is to look at body wastes, covered with ‘Christian’ fronts.

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