Ted Rall by Ted Rall

Ted Rall

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  1. Kylop

    Kylop said, 12 months ago

    Good one Ted

  2. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, 12 months ago

    There are minor differences between the various major US news organisations, but all agree: the US is the greatest Force for Good the world has ever seen, and always helps the good and punishes the evil. And the US has the only Free Press that always tells the truth and is not just a mouthpiece for the government, as every newspaper outside the US definitely is.

    Every major US news source agrees that Prism is vital to keeping America safe, and we know they only tell the truth.

    (Of course, the lying Manchester Guardian posted something else, but no decent person reads that commie rag. And the Russia Today cable TV channel says the US spies on its citizens even more than Russia, but they just tell whatever lies Putin orders them to tell.)

    And, once the US government sees this cartoon, I wouldn’t be surprised if they take Mr Rall’s great advice (but I can’t see them thanking him, that would be too much).

  3. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, 12 months ago

    Well done, Ted. Be careful, though, one day you will draw a strip that hits some secret program right on the head, and we’ll be reading about you holed up in some Russian airport for months…..

  4. lonecat

    lonecat said, 12 months ago


    Not in Canada. I have to get checked regularly because of a family history of colon cancer, and I pay exactly nothing out of pocket. It’s called single-payer universal health care.

  5. Fourcrows

    Fourcrows said, 12 months ago


    Not so loud Lonecat! You don’t want everyone rushing up there for colonoscopy’s, do you?

  6. Rx71Wm29

    Rx71Wm29 GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Ted’s on a roll!! This toon is actually funny!

  7. I Play One On TV

    I Play One On TV said, 12 months ago

    Well done, Mr. Rall. And to Michael wme, thanks for the clarification. I will remember your wise words when I start to become doubtful.

  8. lonecat

    lonecat said, 12 months ago


    All those American anal sphincters can just stay home.

  9. lonecat

    lonecat said, 12 months ago

    @Adrian Snare

    I never said “free” — I said nothing out of pocket. Of course it’s not free. I pay provincial taxes.

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 12 months ago


    Now we see why the aliens are so interested in our rectums. Studying our intestinal fauna and such.

  11. Donald Williams

    Donald Williams said, 12 months ago

    My favorite part of this ’toon is the reference to ANALysts!!!

  12. Donald Williams

    Donald Williams said, 12 months ago

    @Debt Free

    Why? A colonoscopy does not guarantee immortality.

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