Ted Rall by Ted Rall

Ted Rall

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  1. taratus

    taratus said, over 1 year ago

    I hadn’t realized that my baldness could be sliced and diced into a monetized fear derivative.

  2. Kylop

    Kylop said, over 1 year ago

    Ted, well done. Tomorrow’s conventional wisdom indeed.

  3. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, over 1 year ago


    But the D.H.S. perfected it!

  4. mattro53

    mattro53 said, over 1 year ago

    @Ms. Ima

    “Crazy Uncle Ted’s paranoia in print!” If you have nothing intelligent or original to say, you might as well use insults.

  5. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 1 year ago

    Fear is already our #1 export! Fear of drones, fear of extraordinary rendition, fear of falsely-justified invasions, fear of insane politicians bringing everything crashing down around our heads….
    Made in the U.S.A.! Coming to your country soon, whether you want it or not!

  6. foofinho

    foofinho said, over 1 year ago

    Ted is onto something. If we monetize fear, then we can solve all our financial problems. Maybe we can also have the terrorists pay a terrorist tax based on the value of the fear they produce.

  7. vhouse0

    vhouse0 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    This cartoon is a drone homing in on one of my favorite targets. We have nothing to fear but fear itself.

  8. Fourcrows

    Fourcrows said, over 1 year ago

    We already monetize fear. How many commercials are for security systems, Life-Alert buttons for our grandparents, prescription drugs for dubious symptoms of “illnesses”? How many people buy guns when the news shows a crime, or when someone says they will be made illegal? Why are we being told to set up investment portfolios or else we’ll be out on the street when we have to retire? We even have pay services that will perform a background check on anyone we want. We’re already the most fearful country on the planet, and there are already plenty of people making money off of that.

  9. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    The Bush admin monetized fear begining with 911.

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago


    The word is prolix but not in this case Bobby. And don’t you mean, “Still too wordy.” Just so you won’t be embarrassed by your own ineptitude.
    Fear is now a commodity in our country since it helps to pay the bills of the National Security State that thrives on it.

  11. Zin Rosenblum

    Zin Rosenblum said, over 1 year ago

    In general it seems most of the white guys in this strip seem to resemble director John Waters…LOL

  12. mattro53

    mattro53 said, over 1 year ago


    “Don’t feed the trolls.” I was hoping sunrise would catch it unaware.

  13. Dypak

    Dypak GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Just before the Bolshevik Revolution V. Lenin said " The worse things are, the better things are."

    Lenin wanted things bad, wanted the Czar’s reforms to fail, so the people would support the end of the regime and the start of his.

  14. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    @The Wolf In Your Midst

    “Fear is already our #1 export!”
    #2: Greed

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