Ted Rall by Ted Rall

Ted RallNo Zoom

Comments (21) (Please sign in to comment)

  1. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    You’re fired.

  2. cdward

    cdward said, over 3 years ago

    Definitely true - they rake in the profits and keep it - but when times are tough, they keep their high profits and simply whack the worker.

  3. mattro53

    mattro53 said, over 3 years ago

    It’s the American Way.

  4. aeogia

    aeogia said, over 3 years ago

    Two suggestions: Erect a guillotine on the Washington Mall, with prime time beheadings broadcast in high definition.

    Or: get legalized bribery out of our corrupt political system (remember a TV show called “The Untouchables?”).

    While the guillotine idea would provide immediate gratification, the truth is that an unenlightened populace would, after the revolution, merely send new porkers to the governing trough.

  5. sirromsirrom

    sirromsirrom said, over 3 years ago

    I guess you have to read this cartoon vertically, rather than the usual way:

      Panel 1          Panel 3
      Panel 2          Panel 4
    

  6. sirromsirrom

    sirromsirrom said, over 3 years ago

    Sorry – I can’t edit or delete that (the buttons don’t show up). 2nd try: Panel1 Panel3 Panel2 Panel4

  7. bradwilliams

    bradwilliams GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    What you do not like the “free” market?

  8. SaltWaterCroc

    SaltWaterCroc said, over 3 years ago

    I just love the way the American people are able to pull defeat from the jaws of victory.

  9. Jade

    Jade GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    This is pretty much it. All hail the “free” market.

  10. Lavocat

    Lavocat said, over 3 years ago

    Liquidate the banks and nationalize whatever is left over.

  11. rotts

    rotts GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Ach du lieber! Noch ein andere funftuppelspammerflaggen!

  12. jrmerm

    jrmerm said, over 3 years ago

    Yes, I always obey faces with voices on TV that tell me to do things. Yes, I always plan my life around what other people tell me to do or think. Yes, if my credit gets cut off I am helpless and become a revolutionary. Yup. Oh yeah, almost forgot. If a hurricane is headed towards my city that is located below sea level I do nothing to get out of town or prepare for it. I won’t even use common sense. I am the helpless, hopeless victim of sinister forces and always will be.

  13. stuart_zechman

    stuart_zechman said, over 3 years ago

    jrmerm - maybe if we had had a president who was not an idiot cowboy and cared about all americans not just white ones then Katrina might not ever have happened. Those people needed help that day and FEMA/Bush/Halliburton did NOT deliver.

  14. Jade

    Jade GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    ^ Let’s not go there… . Obama’s handling of the oil spill was sluggish, too. Though it didn’t have the same death toll, it was still a measure of ineptitude.

  15. sirromsirrom

    sirromsirrom said, over 3 years ago

    Yes, I always just keep getting older and more infirm, and do nothing to make a Faustian deal with the devil to restore my lost youth. Oh yeah, almost forgot. If I get laid off from my long-time job because of downsizing and there are no jobs available and the unemployment safety net has expired, and I’m even older and more infirm to boot, I do nothing to go out and invent the newest widget and get it patented and start a business so I can work at it 16 hours a day, seven days a week, and become a Republican just in time to die of exhaustion. I am the helpless, hopeless victim of sinister natural forces and always will be.

  16. Load the rest of the comments (6).