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Jan 30, 2010
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Stone Soup by Jan Eliot
Wally: Joan? Are you SICK? 
Joan: No...
Joan: Max was driving me crazy, so I gave him a time-out.
Joan: Just three minutes, one minute for each year of age.
TICK TICK TICK TICK
JOan: But after that he was STILL misbehaving...so I gave him ANOTHER time-out. 
Joan: He threw the timer and yelled "BAD MAMA! You need a time-out!!"
DING!
Max: !!
Joan: I was about to LOSE it, but then I thought - 
Joan: 36 years old. 36 minute time-out! NICE. 
Wally: He used fireplace charcoal to draw on the - 
Joan: SHH. I have 13 minutes to go.
Feb 1, 2010
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