Hmm. If all religious people behaved according to their own moral rules for even half an hour, I’d concede the end times. Then I’d go get some beer and watch the Blues Brothers movie again. The original one, not the crappy sequel. And it’d be the good beer, too. Maybe even the stuff that goes for more than $10 per case, not including the returned empties. But I don’t have a Bluray player, so it wouldn’t be the Bluray version. And no director cut commentary. And I’d get a couple bags of chips, and some things of cool ranch dip. But, mostly I’d want the beer.