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Richard's Poor Almanac

By Richard Thompson
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Jan 17, 2013
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the official dictionary of the games of the winter olympiad
oop: stop doing that!

fauxlympian, n. a viewer who exhibits sudden & unearned expertise in a sport he or she had barely even heard of a week ago.
oop: hey! he 540'd that 1080! you suck! boo!

orff, v. (fr. c.orff, ger. composer, carmina burana, etc.) to skate to bom-bastic music. see also orffamongous, orffic, orffulagenous, etc.
oop: she's really orffing. she's orffal. orff!

exvictorate, v. to mock a winner's nationality and/or nation notional anthem.
oop: andorra?! where's that?! this sounds like a pepsi jingle. boo!
Jan 24, 2013
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