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Jan 10, 2013
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restaurant closings
the following establishments have been closed for health code violations.

moe's fresh fruit stand - produced badly damaged in collision during zany high-speed car chase starring jackie chan.

o'bleary's irish pub
o'bleary's irish pub - featured band keeps playing that damn unicorn song.

futurismo
futurismo cyber cafe - soylent green found to contain tofu, not people.

p.j. piehole's family place
p.j. piehole's family place - meat & vegetable courses offered on children's menu allowed to touch each other.
kid: aagh

filibuster inn of capitol hill
filibuster inn of capitol hill - new "dubya special" (pb&j on wonder bread) sickens over 20 diners with peanut allergies.

starbucks coffee
starbucks coffee
starbucks inside another starbucks - broke law of physics stating that two objects cannot occupy the same space simultaneously.
Jan 17, 2013
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