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Sorry, no, he is not a free Santa. I know, I am Santa 76,390 (we apprenticed together); we all serve an indenture…it’s the Santa clause in our contract.
I’ve actually come up with a plot for another Tim Allen Movie,
“Santa Clause 4: The Performance Clause”
The problem is that if a kid does Ten years – straight, on the “Good” list, he HAS to grant their most sincerely-held wish. The Girl in question lives in a small NY apartment, she wants a Horse!
(There IS an actual REALWORLD solution to this, but there’s plenty of interesting twists and turns ’til Tim finds it.)
Remember that the head man of the Salvation Army earns about $13,000 a year. And the head of the American Red Cross “earns” over $1,000,000 a year. The Salvation Army gets my donation every time. As a 15 year Red Cross volunteer, the will never get another dime from me.
I can’t remember the last time that I saw a Salvation Army volunteer at a kettle wearing either a Santa Claus suit or a SA uniform. Soldiers and officers (yes, they use those terms) of the SA do have military-style uniforms and carry military-style ranks.
Tree ,the head of the United Way- back about 15years (when I worked )made Big bucks ! I refused to give at work because of this and because I was too pale when I needed help!
Follow the adventures of 10-year-old Red, a boy who dreams of going to space and loves baseball, and his dog Rover, a loyal friend and chaser of squirrels.
Whether flying through space, bouncing on the moon, fishing, waiting for Popsicle Pete, or delivering the paper, these two friends do everything together.
Reality Check by Dave Whamond
Red Meat by Max Cannon
Comments (15) (Please sign in to comment)
catfeet said, 6 months ago
Red, he’s not a number…he is a free Santa!
win said, 6 months ago
@catfeet
Sorry, no, he is not a free Santa. I know, I am Santa 76,390 (we apprenticed together); we all serve an indenture…it’s the Santa clause in our contract.
Pharmakeus Ubik said, 6 months ago
Santanet became self-aware at 2:14 am Eastern Time on Dec.25, 2012.
Leo Autodidact said, 6 months ago
I’ve actually come up with a plot for another Tim Allen Movie,
“Santa Clause 4: The Performance Clause”
The problem is that if a kid does Ten years – straight, on the “Good” list, he HAS to grant their most sincerely-held wish. The Girl in question lives in a small NY apartment, she wants a Horse!
(There IS an actual REAL WORLD solution to this, but there’s plenty of interesting twists and turns ’til Tim finds it.)
Citizen GROG!
said, 6 months ago
There are days when I feel like a number.
Citizen GROG!
said, 6 months ago
But it’s rarely #1
Rickapolis said, 6 months ago
I give Red credit, but I hope he isn’t trying to give to all 76,395 plus Santa’s in the US.
treesareus said, 6 months ago
Remember that the head man of the Salvation Army earns about $13,000 a year. And the head of the American Red Cross “earns” over $1,000,000 a year. The Salvation Army gets my donation every time. As a 15 year Red Cross volunteer, the will never get another dime from me.
AshburnStadium said, 6 months ago
I can’t remember the last time that I saw a Salvation Army volunteer at a kettle wearing either a Santa Claus suit or a SA uniform. Soldiers and officers (yes, they use those terms) of the SA do have military-style uniforms and carry military-style ranks.
Puddlesplatt said, 6 months ago
and all I do now is beat that damn drum.
trying2keepup said, 6 months ago
@Citizen GROG!
There are many days I feel like #2
rickmac1937
said, 6 months ago
that’s what it’s all about. the only true one that helps all people
Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago
@AshburnStadium
They are Christian solders after all. I give to them myself. Being an Atheist doesn’t stop me.
AHHH, BEER wuz good said, 6 months ago
@treesareus
Tree ,the head of the United Way- back about 15years (when I worked )made Big bucks ! I refused to give at work because of this and because I was too pale when I needed help!
Dr Fogg said, 6 months ago
oh! The Sanity Clause… ;-)