Reality Check by Dave Whamond

Reality Check

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  1. doggiehouser

    doggiehouser said, 6 months ago

    Ah yes. One must be careful what they wish for.

  2. Bailey

    Bailey said, 6 months ago

    Funny!

  3. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 6 months ago

    Or hope they have no hearing impairment, or you could end up with a 12 inch pianist.

  4. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 6 months ago

    …I get it!

  5. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog said, 6 months ago

    Better hope he doesn’t have the Oscar Meyer weiners jingle stuck in his head…

  6. Allan

    Allan said, 6 months ago

    Wish 1 – that, when ever I want to buy something, anything, be it groceries, a car, a house etc. All I do is reach into my pocket, and I have the exact amount of money needed.
    Wish 2 – That my metabolism was faster, so I could lose weight.
    Wish 3 – that my will power was stronger, and my work ethic better, so that I could do my school work before I did anything else, so that I could find, and keep a decent job.

  7. treesareus

    treesareus said, 6 months ago

    Wish 1 – Excellent health
    Wish 2 – Wealth.
    Wish 3 – Happieness.

  8. GoodQuestion

    GoodQuestion said, 6 months ago

    Does anyone else hear Strother Martin:
    “What we have here, is failure to communicate”?
    . . . . .☻

  9. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 6 months ago

    @simpsonfan2

    SNERK

  10. Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 6 months ago

    Or the cowboy who wished he was built like his horse . . . and forgot he was riding Old Bessie that day…

  11. btrfly_lvr

    btrfly_lvr said, 6 months ago

    @Allan

    That sounds like the same thing I would wish for lol…

  12. Stephen Gilberg

    Stephen Gilberg said, 6 months ago

    What woman would want to have that body including the head?

  13. sandflea

    sandflea said, 6 months ago

    @treesareus

    You forgot wish 4—-a white republican in the White House.

  14. win

    win said, 6 months ago

    Wish 1 – 3: All the wishes I ever want.

  15. Hunter7

    Hunter7 said, 6 months ago

    @treesareus

    wondering if Wish 1 should include the word healed.

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