Reality Check by Dave Whamond

Reality Check

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  1. win

    win said, 10 months ago

    Plotz!

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 10 months ago

    The squirrel looks nauseated.

  3. Arianne

    Arianne said, 10 months ago

    This reminds me of the one scene from the show Grace Under Fire that I’ve never forgotten.
    Grace’s rotund mother- in- law offers to take care of her kids for the night, but can’t resist getting in a dig by saying that they’ll finally get a good meal.
    Grace returns fire and scores a direct hit, replying: “Just the crumbs off your blouse, alone, Jean…”

  4. Prof danglais

    Prof danglais said, 10 months ago

    Back in the 80s, when computer keyboards used a single light source, five horizontal channels with light detection diodes at the end of each channel and each key was literally a key that physically blocked appropriate channels to generate a code. I told one operator that she had at least three sugars in her coffee. She was stupefied until I showed her the ‘garden’ growing in the syrup, inside her keyboard.

  5. jeffc42

    jeffc42 said, 10 months ago

    I had an employee that ate at her desk. After she left, within a couple of months, there were several large clumps of mold growing on her old keyboard. I had to throw it away.

  6. gforgina

    gforgina said, 10 months ago

    Ugh..

  7. Allan

    Allan said, 10 months ago

    Keyboards are actually dirtier than your toilet.
    Season 7, Episode 22 “Hidden Nasties” (you know where to get it …)

  8. chromosome

    chromosome said, 10 months ago

    At least he’s cleaning it up.

  9. K M

    K M said, 10 months ago

    Back in the day, when you could smoke in the office, we had a guy who had so much ash in his keyboard that one day when he was out to lunch, we shook out his keyboard and got about 1/4: coverage on his desk. The desk was practically green with crud from his smoking; we attacked it, too, while he was out. When he returned, he stopped dead in the doorway and asked, stunned, “Who cleaned my desk?” Without looking up from my work, I replied, “I don’t know; the EPA guys stormed in in their moon suits and went nuts all over your desk. I guess there was some spare Superfund money available for it.”

  10. Gi Joe

    Gi Joe said, 10 months ago

    It would be funny if it weren’t true – that guy works in our office.

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