Many years ago, I was several hours late for work because I couldn’t find my glasses. I tore the place apart trying to find them. Can you imagine the level of utter desperation needed to successfully find them in the lettuce crisper in the refrigerator???
Going back a few years, there was concern that the weight of all the National Geographic magazines stored forever in peoples’ basements would cause the country to sink and flood.
I read somewhere (Wikipedia?) that it was still the major toothpaste in Turkey. But when a friend was on a vacation out that way, including Turkey, I asked her to look for it and fetch a tube for me. She couldn’t find it in several stores.
The only category in which Boise State can come out on top is “Oddest Color Playing Surface.”