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1. almost 3 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   This was originally a Peanuts joke.

2. almost 6 years ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   I always snicker when I see a Hummer on the street, but it has nothing to do with anyone’s penis size. It’s just, how can anyone be dumb enough to buy one of those things? They guzzle gas, they’re a nightmare to handle, and they’re not even all that roomy inside.

   GM stopped making them years ago. Guess they ran out of suckers.

3. almost 7 years ago on Doonesbury

   IK,R? And it’s like her other kids never even existed.

4. almost 7 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   Or else the Ensign Whoever who gets killed in every Star Trek episode.

5. almost 7 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   Me too. I always liked Paul Rudd.

6. almost 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Not after he drove them out!

7. almost 7 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   Use sunscreen.

8. almost 7 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   What do the donut people say…“I’m glad I was poured from the same batch”?

9. almost 7 years ago on Pickles

   I think panel 3 is the first and only time I’ve ever seen Gramma’s pupils. One of them anyway.

10. almost 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    In Illinois there’s a lawyer whose specialty (one of them, anyway) is helping lottery winners avoid publicity. The trick is to start a phony corporation, then claim the prize in the corporation’s name.