Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan

Pooch Cafe

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  1. catfeet

    catfeet GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    The cats owe you one, Poncho.

  2. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    That sounds too much like Amazon Women On the Moon. The kid wanted to buy condoms. Figures he’d get more attention than he wanted when he was the one-millionth customer.

  3. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 2 years ago

    Careful Poncho..Chaz might ask you to change that litter box.

  4. DaBoogadie

    DaBoogadie said, over 2 years ago

    @Hillbillyman

    You don’t have to change the litterbox if you own a dog….catbox cookies, yum!

  5. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 2 years ago

    This reminds of a story that Spike Milligan once told, which occurred during his service in World War 2.

    After ‘fraternizing’ with the ladies, a Sergeant was given leave and during his journey he discovered he’d ‘picked up’ something nasty!

    Once he’d got to London he went into the nearest chemist and discreetly asked for a jar of Blue Unction.

    “Sorry?” replied the lady behind the counter, in a shop full of customers. This went on repeatedly…

    Finally the the Sergeant lost his wrag;

    “I want a jar of blue unction!”, he bellowed. “I’ve got f@&%@g crabs!”

  6. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 2 years ago

    Spike Milligan.



    !918 – 2002 (R.I.P.)

  7. T_Lexi

    T_Lexi said, over 2 years ago

    @Number Six

    You reminded me of an incident that happened to one of my friends. She was just 16 and got her first job helping out in a pharmacy, stocking shelves and learning the cash register, etc.

    An ‘older’ man came in and seemed to be looking for something he couldn’t find. She asked if she could help him.

    He turned beet red, and mumbled something about ‘prophylactics,’ a term she hadn’t encountered before.

    So, she said, “If you tell me what it’s used for, I can tell you what aisle it’s in.”

    He quickly decided he needed to speak with the pharmacist, privately.

  8. cleokaya (THE FLASH)

    cleokaya (THE FLASH) GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    When Chazz asked Poncho to pick up kitty litter I am surprised that Poncho didn’t pick up the kitty’s and toss them into the trash.

  9. Lucyfur

    Lucyfur said, over 2 years ago

    This is almost as bad as when my mother sent my father on a mission to purchase – what do they call them now feminine hygiene products. When dad returned home his face was red and he told mom —" never, ever send me to the store to purchase those." Apparently some guys he knew where in the store an chided him for not ‘getting any’ for the next few days… LOL LOL — That does bring back memories
    and thank you 6 for your story

  10. Lucyfur

    Lucyfur said, over 2 years ago

    @DaBoogadie

    Oh my our dog used to comb the cat box for those cookies- wonder if that is the reason for his early deimise

  11. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 2 years ago

    “Um…let me have one of those porno magazines… a large box of condoms… a bottle of Old Harper… a couple of those panty shields… andsomeillegalfireworks… and one of those disposable enemas. Ah, make it two”-Homer Simpson, trying to buy fireworks.

  12. mabrndt

    mabrndt GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Letting Poncho have matches??

  13. fritzoid

    fritzoid GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Lucyfur

    “This is almost as bad as when my mother sent my father on a mission to purchase – what do they call them now feminine hygiene products…”


    This is what I believe the parallel to Poncho’s situation is intended to be.

  14. pcolli

    pcolli said, over 2 years ago

    I used to buy tampons for my ex wife – no problem. She needed them so someone had to get them. It’s a fact of life.

  15. patlaborvi

    patlaborvi said, over 2 years ago

    I firs saw this joke in American Graffiti when the kid is trying to buy booze when he’s underage and orders several other items and tries to hide the booze along with the other items in hopes that the cashier wouldn’t ask to see his ID, it didn’t work.

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