Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

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  1. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 4 years ago

    “I wish for R.E.M. to get back together.”


  2. Dana Simpson

    Dana Simpson said, over 4 years ago


    And that INCLUDES Bill Berry! He’s done enough farming!

  3. CP Justy

    CP Justy said, over 4 years ago

    Realistic wishes? Oxymoron, perhaps?

  4. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 4 years ago

    No Fountain of Youth then?

  5. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, over 4 years ago

    Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle, drome… you may want to consult with Tooter Turtle about wild wishes

    Oh, next time that giant McNugget pops by, ask what part of the chicken is the nugget exactly…
    — Wait, I’m not ready for that answer

  6. win

    win said, over 4 years ago

    @The Nihilist


  7. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    A unicorn is the arbiter of realism.

  8. Thomas

    Thomas said, over 4 years ago

    Unicorn say: “you must keep your wish more realistic.”

    But yesterday Unicorn also said: “World peace isn’t even in your top two?”

    Anyone who speaks of world peace will not teach me what’s realistic and what’s not!

  9. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    nicely done, Dana. I’ve added you to my dailies.

  10. Randy Lilley

    Randy Lilley GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    I remember reading Ozy and Millie, and the whole contest and everything. I’m thrilled to finally see the new strip, and wow, this is off to an amazing start. You’ve got a reader.

  11. Dave Hussell

    Dave Hussell said, over 4 years ago


    I would wish for the reunion of the Beatles (bringing John and George back to life of course) or the original members of ELO.

    Good artwork, Dana and so far interesting storyline.

  12. Alex

    Alex said, over 4 years ago

    I wish this strip goes as long as O&M, and would be even better overall! I can see already this is realistic )

  13. Dave Hussell

    Dave Hussell said, over 4 years ago

    @Dana Simpson

    Can’t help it, this reminds me of a joke I have to tell it. I will try to condense it as much as I can.

    A man finds a lamp and rubs it, genie pops out.
    The genie says, “Thanks for releasing me, you get one wish.”
    The man mentions he thought it was three wishes, the genie tells him that is an urban legend.
    Sooo, the man holds up a map and says “I have been wanting to build a bridge from California to Hawaii, here are the map and plans.”
    The genie explains to him that this is impossible for several reasons, including structural limits and material availabilities. He suggests the man come up with a different wish.
    So, the mans says, “Okay, I would like the ability to understand women.”
    The genie sighs, holds out his hand and says, “all right give me those damn plans!”

  14. Moriar

    Moriar said, over 4 years ago

    @Dave Hussell

    My favorite is the bear chasing a rabbit, when they tumble into a lamp. This is heavily condensed, but should get the point across.

    The Genie decides to split the wishes between them, two to one and the third for the other. The bear, being bigger… and a bear… decides it goes first, and will take the two. It ponders its hierarchy of needs, and wishes to eat the rabbit. The genie says it will be done, once the rabbit has its wish. The bear ponders its hierarchy of needs again, and decides for reproduction. It wishes all other bears in the world be female. The genie declares it so.

    The rabbit, looking panicked and nervous, seems unsure for a moment. It points at the bear and blurts out, “I wish you were gay!”

  15. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, over 4 years ago

    Keep trying!

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