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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
Dec 24, 2016
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Pig:  Hello, little boy...and what do you want for Christmas this year? A truck? A game?
Boy:  I was thinking, Santa...Could you make people a little less greedy? And maybe less mean?  And could you make some of them a little more understanding?  And have them be kind to animals. And not destroy the planet.  And oh yeah. No more shootings.  
Pig:  Well, I...
Boy:  I know. You can't. So how 'bout a big "We'll just hope for the best" hug?
Pig:  And Merry Christmas!
Woman:  I want that kid for Christmas.
Boy 2:  Gimme an x-box.
Dec 26, 2016
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