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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Feb 13, 2016
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Guy 1: Hello senator, here's  million dollars for your super pac. I'd like you to kill a banking bill that's hurting my business.
Guy 2: Whoa, whoa, you've stated a quid pro quo. And that makes this illegal.
Guy 1: A quid pro what?
Guy 2: A quid pro quo. An explicit exchange of money for a favor. And that is illegal, immoral, and repulsive.
Guy 1: So now what?
Guy 2: So go back out. Then come back in. And this time just say you'd like to donate a million dollars to my super pac.
Guy 1: Hello, I'd like to donate a million dollars to your Super Pac.
Guy 2: Well, thank you, sir. How is business?
Guy 1: Not good. There's a banking bill I don't like.
Guy 2: I don't like that bill either. I think I'll kill it.
Guy 1: And what was that?
Guy 2: Legal!
Goat: I think our system needs fixing.
Rat: How much more fixed can it get?
Pig: Yay! The system is fixed! The system is fixed!
Feb 15, 2016
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