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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Feb 9, 2015
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Pig: Hey, Rat... Who crossed all the tuesdays off of our calendar?
Rat: I did. Everything bad that's ever has happened on a tuesday.
Pig: So you just got rid of them?
Rat: Yes. So now we go straight from Monday to Wednesday.
Pig: Our month may be a little quick.
Rat: No it won't. I added Fridays.
Feb 11, 2015
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