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Jul 26, 2014
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A Day in the Life of a Writer
Monday, 8:01 am
Rat: Today I will write ten pages.
8:02 am
Rat: Whoa, can't write without coffee.
8:17 am
Rat: !@#$, now I'm hungry.
8:50 am
Rat: I need inspiration I'll watch YouTube.
11:55 am
Rat: hahahahaha
12:00 pm
Rat: Lunch break.
1:13 pm
Rat: Still not inspired. I need a walk.
2:26 pm
Rat: Okay, now I'm ready.
2:28 pm
Rat: Whoa. No printer ink. I'll buy some.
4:15 pm
Rat: Okay, now I'm all set.
4:19 pm
Rat: But could use more coffee.
4:36 pm
Rat: And one game of 'words with friends.'
4:58 pm
4:59 pm
Pig: Hey rat, it's me, Pig, wonder if you have time to talk.
5:00 pm
Rat: Great, now you've wasted my whole day. I give up.
Tuesday, 8:01 am
Rat: Today I will write twenty pages.
Jul 28, 2014
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