Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, 9 months ago

    He won’t have to worry about the sixth or ninth commandment anytime in the near future.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 9 months ago

    Today’s background music: “Nuns” by Big Daddy Graham.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 9 months ago

    The vow of chastity just got easier for Pastis.

  4. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 9 months ago

    KSSHH? That can’t be good!

  5. Nachikethass

    Nachikethass said, 9 months ago

    @naturally_easy

    Yeah – KSSHH! Ouch!

  6. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 9 months ago



    Thanks to all who said kind words about my post yesterday.

    I’m glad that you found that as amusing as I did.

    I find that kind of thing on the ‘net, and while I do edit for clarity many times, the underlying ideas are someone else’s entirely.

  7. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 9 months ago

    Kneed the wrong one in the groin. You wanna talk to Pastis and really get him to listen, you must first demonstrate your skills on someone else. Like Rat.

  8. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Nun 1: “Now, let’s continue this conversation in the confessional cage box.”

  9. GVTriton

    GVTriton said, 9 months ago

    you deserve that Stephen, don’t forget to whoop rat’s ass as well. one more thing, never call a Nun ‘Babe’ it’ll make things worse.

  10. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 9 months ago

    Ouch, right in the oompa loompas!

  11. Lynnskay

    Lynnskay GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    I hope that nun is not an English teacher.
    (discuss with the…nuns and me)

  12. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 9 months ago

    Nunjas

  13. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 9 months ago

    @hariseldon59

    Ha !! (Beat me to it …).

  14. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 9 months ago

    @Three Steps Over Japan

    He needs a cricket “box”.

  15. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    I didn’t think those nuns still did that stuff…
    especially not officially…

    I mean, I really thought they’d be out of the habit.

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