Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, 6 months ago

    Is Fred working for peanuts?

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 6 months ago

    @Bilan

    No, Fred’s working for “Pearls Before Swine.” It’s Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Lucy, Linus, Schroeder and all them who work for “Peanuts.”

  3. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 6 months ago

    Yay for Rat!
    Once again, he shows why he is my idol!
    (Although, I am my own ideal.)

  4. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 6 months ago

    “Fred”? I would have thought his name was John Merrick.

  5. Beau Nobo

    Beau Nobo said, 6 months ago

    I am not an elephant! I am not an animal!
    I am a human being! I am a man!

  6. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 6 months ago



    Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
    Because their trunks kept on falling down.

    Who lost a herd of elephants?
    Big bo peep!

    What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
    Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

    etc., etc,. etc….

  7. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 6 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    Know how to make an elephant fly?
    :
    You start with a four-foot-long zipper…

  8. Number Six

    Number Six said, 6 months ago

    @Beau Nobo

    Bravo!

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 6 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    Tusk, tusk…

  10. oldschool434

    oldschool434 said, 6 months ago

    Right Said Fred

  11. R French

    R French said, 6 months ago

    @Three Steps Over Japan

    Boooooo! Eric Von Zipper will get you for that!

  12. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

    Who would think something like that is okay? —Why, Rat would, of course!
    I wonder where he got his Fred and how much it cost….

  13. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    I take it that they don’t watch “Reality” TV.

  14. vanpelt

    vanpelt GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    Sadly, Freds are often poached in their own habitat…

    Seriously, I can’t believe we still allow circuses to make elephants do those stupid tricks. There’s a reason you don’t see elephants standing on one foot in the wild; it’s probably tremendously painful.

  15. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 6 months ago

    @R French

    Eric Von Zipper is a rat, too…

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