Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

    Rat, you shouldn’t insult your guests like that! Were you raised in a hole in the ground?

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 2 years ago

    And was Pig raised in a barn, the crocodiles in an everglade? Not sure how to say it with Goat and Zebra, though.

  3. punmeister

    punmeister said, over 2 years ago

    He was living under a Bah! Rock.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    No, he’s been living under a ship.

  5. NoButILookLikeHim

    NoButILookLikeHim said, over 2 years ago

    And there I was expecting some benighted-barney-barnacle-obama pun. Bummer.

  6. gary hill

    gary hill said, over 2 years ago

    Being a barnacle isn’t all bad afterall!

  7. Reader

    Reader said, over 2 years ago

    @punmeister

    Clever!

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Ouch! A barnacle with hurt feelings. Rat, you didn’t really think before you blurted out that insult, did you?

  9. GrinsToYa

    GrinsToYa said, over 2 years ago

    The barnacle has the largest sex organ of all creatures on earth… in ratio to it’s body… so look at the surprise in your friends eyes when you tell them you’re hung like a barnacle.

  10. treesareus

    treesareus said, over 2 years ago

    Not paying attention to politicians is like leaving your car running with the windows down in downtown Chicago.

  11. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t the barnacle’s name be Bill The Sailor?!?

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  13. Rudynatacha

    Rudynatacha said, over 2 years ago

    We ALL wish we had never heard of him.

  14. unnormal

    unnormal said, over 2 years ago

    I totally agree with your first comment . . .
    and the closing thought of your second.

  15. John O'Connell

    John O'Connell said, over 2 years ago

    He’s between Barack and a hard place

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