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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Jun 7, 2014
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Goat: Hey, Rat. What are you doing here?
Rat: Drinking. It's a bar.
Goat: But I thought you said you had to watch neighbor Bob's kid.
Rat: I do.
Goat: So you just left him at home by himself?
Rat: You can't leave a little kid at home by himself.
Goat: Well, you can't bring him inside a bar.
Rat: I know that.
Goat: So... Oh God. That was all kinds of wrong.
Rat: Oh, great. Now he's gonna want a beer.
Jun 9, 2014
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